Verse 1

She's so sick of the beard
She's missing her man
And that sweet face
He hides under there
Hasn't seen it in years
She's so sick of the beard

Verse 2

She's so sick of the cold
Sick of carols and sleigh bells
And waking up to
That reindeer's nose
It's getting kinda old
She's so sick of the cold

Chorus

Cause it's always Ho Ho Ho
Up here in the Northern Pole
Had enough Christmas cheer
It's Christmas all year
Yeah she's tired of his crazy career
And she's sick of the beard

Turnaround

She's sick of the beard

Verse 3

She's so sick of the clothes
Elves wearing red green and white
Or anything with a bow
Tiny shoes and pointy toes
She's so sick of the clothes

Chorus

Cause it's always Ho Ho Ho
Up here in the Northern Pole
Had enough Christmas cheer
It's Christmas all year
Yeah she's tired of his crazy career
And she's sick of the beard

Verse 4

He was so glad to be home
So he found him a razor
And walked out looking
Twenty years old
Then he gassed up the sleigh
Said Honey where you wanna go
She said Mexico

Chorus

Cause it's always Ho Ho Ho
Up here in the Northern Pole
Had enough Christmas cheer
Let's get outta here
But don't worry kids
He'll be back next year
And so will the beard

Refrain

He's coming to town
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Refrain

He'll be back next year
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Outro

And happy new year